voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

(via florawrsaurus)

dumplingdean:

DAMN JODY. IM SO TURNED ON.

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via paradisaic)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass, via love-doesntlivehereanymore)

deanhugchester:

Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. Please don’t kill Jody. 

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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(via florawrsaurus)

jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

(via florawrsaurus)