evelyn, when your little jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
and larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
some guy in an ambulance
right! so, if we can all just pretend that squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band!
YEAH, FOR THE FIREMEN!